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« on: November 03, 2009, 08:59:58 am »

Okay, this is one of my favorite games. lol

All you have to do is take the title and have fun

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You know you're in mississippi when you see more churches than convenience stores.
You know you're a redneck if You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

Be creative, go crazy. Try to keep the redneck jokes down, though.
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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2009, 10:04:41 am »

You know you're an Otaku when you get upset anytime you hear the phrase 'Believe it'

You know you've gone geek when you know how much data a Terabyte is.
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2009, 04:39:19 pm »

You know you're a little slow when you ask if eggs taste like chicken.
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2009, 05:05:28 pm »

Actually, you know you're slow when you try to figure out if the Moon's Brighter than the Sun.
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 09:47:18 am »

You know you're hot when chicks come up to you and say they'd "do" you
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 03:22:07 pm »

You know you've had a hard day at work when you contemplate the perks of being medically braindead.  Ugly & Stupid
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2009, 09:47:31 am »

You know your a redneck if you mow your grass and find your truck... and dad's, and mom's, and your uncle harry's...
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2009, 11:20:21 am »

You know your black when you have watermelon-flavored chicken
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2009, 05:31:11 pm »

LOL, oh man, I can see KFC working on a patent for that now.

You know your a redneck when your truck gets towed by its 'Truck Nuts'
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2009, 09:53:19 pm »

Ohh somewhere a wrecker is castrating an F-150.                                                                              you know you're a blonde when think proactive is new type of aerobics program. (no lie this happened in a convo i once had with one.)
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 07:55:27 pm »

XD ah, I think I might have you beat.

You know your a blond when you ask what happened to 'Old York'. (no lie, that's been something that one has asked to me)
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2009, 06:51:56 am »

Ohhh it's on

you know you're a blonde when you think speaking mandarin fluently means you   You can talk to fruit.

(also really happened)
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2009, 09:54:31 am »

Bring It!

You know your a blond When you go out to your actual mailbox when AOL prompts that 'you have mail.'
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 11:34:05 am »

Starting off with the kiddie stUff are we? You know you've killed a blonde when you tape a mirror  To the bottom of a pool and she doesnt come back up.
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2009, 05:34:43 pm »

You know you're a blond when you think 'Baking with Julia' is how she died.
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