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[Kadaj]

I am Makaze here.

I jumped about 8+ feet and landed awfully and now i'm like...limping

Horizontally or from a platform/window? Also, my sympathies. I will sacrifice a goat in your name.

I'm pretty sure that ewes are more effective.

Perhaps for Judaism, but I was planning on sacrificing to Odin.

My theme is just awesome.

Note: In my culture, hymens are the best to use.

The laws must be a bit different in your country. Remind me not to go there.

Fixed, humans now.

What a typo...

This made my day.

[demon-fayt]

XD sacrificial hymens?

[Kadaj]

XD sacrificial hymens?

Yes; it was by far the best typo I have ever seen.

[Kadri]

As the first wizard reached the pillars, he jerked in surprise, then raised his staff. Before he could release whatever spell he had planned, a shower of soapy water drenched him from head to foot. The wizard shrieked loudly.

"Blast you six ways from next Wednesday!" he shouted as he began to melt. "This is the second time you've liquefied me! May you and your pet dragon and your triple-cursed wash water turn purple with orange spots and fall down a bottomless pit!"

[Xira]

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
~Shepherd Book
Firefly

I met someone who will be going to special hell this weekend. They shouldn't let the uncultured into theatres. >.<

[onyx_is_radiant]

WOOT! FIREFLY! I now don't regret being forced to watch this show/Serenity!(which, I thought was actually really good) I'm not the only one who secretly liked it. 

It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something... There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for. -Lord of the Rings

[demon-fayt]

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
~Shepherd Book
Firefly

I met someone who will be going to special hell this weekend. They shouldn't let the uncultured into theatres. >.<

Remember that gripe I had about my gf's first boyfriend? yeah, he's going there, too. And I'll be the one to send him.

Also, win on the firefly quote.

[Kadri]

Roger leaned against the battlement, waiting. Alanna was surprised to see his hair was too long and there were foodstains on his robe--he used to be vain of his appearance. Drawing a deep breath, she put her cat down. "Behave yourself," she told him firmly. She approached to within arm's reach and stopped; the cat, his tail dancing with badly contained hatred, crouched at her feet.

"So," Roger said, his light voice poisonous, "you survived. What a pity."

Alanna grinned with relief. She didn't have to pretend everything was fine and she liked this man. Open war was declared. "Hello, Roger. You look pale. Not enough time in the sun?"

His eyes, lighter than Jon's, narrowed. "You're cocky, aren't you? Killed anyone recently?"

"No. It's so depressing to come back and find one's work reversed." Her nerves hummed as if she were in combat.

A cruel smile curled his lips. "You know who to thank."

[demon-fayt]

"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!..."
"I'm NOT Your Daddy!"
"That's not what Mommy told us!"

-Wakko's Wish

Goodness, it's been TOO long since I've seen this masterpiece XD

[Kadri]

"They may smash your cookie, but you'll always have your fortune."
                                                                                  ~ Cats Don't Dance

[Xira]

"They may smash your cookie, but you'll always have your fortune."
                                                                                  ~ Cats Don't Dance

Ah! I love that movie! Thanks for that blast from the past. :3

"My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. "
~Pablo Picasso

[Kadri]

John Marcone wasn't like the other people who had seen my soul. He didn't even blink an eye. He just looked and assessed, and after the moment had passed, he nodded at me as though he understood something. I got the uncomfortable impression that he had duped me. That he had found out more about me than I had about him. The first thing I felt was anger, anger at being manipulated, anger that he should presume to soulgaze upon me.

Just a second later, I felt scared to death of this man. I had looked on his soul and it had been solid and barren as a stainless-steel refridgerator.
                                                                                             ~ Storm Front by Jim Butcher

"They may smash your cookie, but you'll always have your fortune."
                                                                                  ~ Cats Don't Dance

Ah! I love that movie! Thanks for that blast from the past. :3

I had forgotten about the movie until it came on one of the movie channels over the weekend. I love the turtle.

[Lil Spawn]

‎"Followers are Followers because they are afraid to break off and become their own person. They live their lives emulating others. Leaders are the one's who are fearless. They live their live their own way, going through the necessary hardships in order to achieve the success they rightfully deserve."

    - Jex Xionas

[Kadaj]

John Marcone wasn't like the other people who had seen my soul. He didn't even blink an eye. He just looked and assessed, and after the moment had passed, he nodded at me as though he understood something. I got the uncomfortable impression that he had duped me. That he had found out more about me than I had about him. The first thing I felt was anger, anger at being manipulated, anger that he should presume to soulgaze upon me.

Just a second later, I felt scared to death of this man. I had looked on his soul and it had been solid and barren as a stainless-steel refridgerator.
                                                                                             ~ Storm Front by Jim Butcher

Ah, how wonderful! I would love John Marcone, I think.

This one blows my mind every time that I read it. It should yours, too, if you truly understand it.

"If you tried to doubt everything you would not get as far as doubting anything. The game of doubting itself presupposes certainty." ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein, On Certainty, #115

[demon-fayt]

‎Bella spends the rest of the book going crazy, imagining Edward's voice and partaking in ever more self-destructive activities. During this time she befriends Jacob Black, who turns out to be a werewolf but is still way better for her than Edward. She finally regains Edward's attention after she deliberately jumps off a cliff and almost dies. Edward, being a thirteen-year-old girl, thinks Bella has died and goes to Italy to commit suicide. He attempts to do this by exposing himself to the sun at noon in an Italian town. Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay.

This novel thus teaches two important lessons to young girls everywhere:

1) If a guy dumps you and says he doesn't love you anymore, he doesn't mean it. All you have to do is beg and destroy your life to prove that you really love him, and he'll come right back and love you even more!

2) It is perfectly cool to string along innocent but decent guys who are crushing on you and then dump them immediately as soon as your ex-boyfriend reappears, and totally normal if said ex-boyfriend forbids you from seeing your old friend. After all, your love for your ex must be far stronger, because he makes you feel 'alive' and 'dangerous' since he's always on the verge of killing you. And stalking you. We can't really mention that enough.

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