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« on: May 09, 2011, 05:42:18 pm »

This is a standard "How To" survival guide, to be used in the event that you find yourself in some sort of horror movie (be it a slasher film, a monster movie, a zombie flick, etc) and you want to make it out alive. Please keep in mind that this list is not foolproof, and we are not liable if you actually die during the course of the movie. Our advise is to avoid these scenarios if at all possible.


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In a horror movie, NEVER say "I'll be right back"... because you will die.


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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2011, 11:09:52 pm »

Never even consider splitting up. It never works.
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2011, 03:46:44 pm »

Always check your backseat before you get in the car.
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 08:15:00 pm »

Always be sure to hole yourself up in a place that has food, water, AND indoor pluming :p
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 08:58:22 pm »

The police are useless distractions that will get you killed. Take their guns and then throw a box donuts off a cliff to get rid of them.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 11:06:39 pm »

Respect the natural enemy of the blonde bimbo cheerleader: the random prat fall
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 11:42:03 pm »

Knives and/or other menacing object are prone to lying in wait around open doorways, or otherwise open areas of entrance/exiting. Be mindful of this, and always keep a watchful eye out when heading into such areas.
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 12:40:56 am »

Never wait until you NEED the gun to check and see if it's loaded. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2011, 06:29:09 pm »

If you're a minority, I'm sorry. If you're single, I'm sorry. If you're attracted to someone and they like you back and you just happen to be in the same location, congratulations, you both get to live.
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2011, 09:37:21 pm »

 side note: if possible, single out the best looking people of the group. these are the ones assured to live the least, and you'll want to distance yourself as far away as possible from them so as to prolong your own livelihood
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2011, 01:44:35 am »

Never say "Who's there?" Roll Eyes
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2011, 03:35:04 am »

Never answer calls coming from inside the house. >.>
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2011, 04:43:41 pm »

XD Good one, Arcy...


If you look into a mirror and see:

- a strange figure standing behind you that isn't there when you turn around

- a room different from the one you're actually standing in

- someone other than yourself staring back at you

- or if your reflection tells you to get out before it's too late

for the love of God, proceed to the nearest exit and get the hell out of the house.
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2011, 07:17:40 am »

When the times comes and your inevitable confrontation occurs with your monster/killer/boogyman, if you manage to defeat them, always ALWAYS make sure the that they are finished off. However, do not do so in a slow, creeping manor, as that will assuredly (and more than likely justifiably) get you killed.
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2011, 01:49:45 pm »

ALWAYS remember that a villian never dies once. This is why a second bullet to the brain is suggested.
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