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How to Survive a Horror Movie

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« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2011, 09:29:40 pm »

ALWAYS remember that a villian never dies once. This is why a second bullet to the brain is suggested.

You apparently didn't read the tip above the one you posted dude. :p

If the crazy old man next door starts talking about 'strange happenings', for goodness sake don't ignore his ramblings to go off and do freebase or intercourse! (his grim visage will come back to haunt you before your demise if you do, and he wasn't even the one to do it)
 
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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2011, 05:29:51 pm »

If the crazy old man next door starts talking about 'strange happenings', for goodness sake don't ignore his ramblings to go off and do freebase or intercourse! (his grim visage will come back to haunt you before your demise if you do, and he wasn't even the one to do it)
 

How about this? Don't take off your clothes. Period. Getting naked in a horror movie is one of the quickest ways to die... unless you're the main character. And do you really want to chance it?

Besides... think of how embarrassing it would be for whichever poor bastard happened to find your body.
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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2011, 12:26:14 pm »

If you find yourself being chased by a pack of Crazed Flesh Eaters (CFE's), get as far away as possible. Also, while running, do not look back, as this will impair your ability to avoid any oncoming objects in your path. You wouldn't want to harm yourself while escaping a pack of rabid CFE's. This often happens with those who are unaccustomed to the CFE's deranged elements of surprise. The CFE's can instinctively heard their prey to tight, inescapable areas, or even into open areas filled with more CFE's. Be mindful of where you are heading; Do not look back.
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